And, if I was a Miliband named David!

Clearly I will be the older brother with the more experience and better charisma. And although blood is thicker than water, I will be miffed for losing the Labour Party Leadership but at the same time chuffed for my little dewy eyed brother and thinking to myself; the little rascal actually beat me, way to go Ed!

At only 44 years of age I have represented the UK in the world arena and counselled with world leaders forged a close friendship with Hillary Clinton and was at the heart of some serious world events.

But I will be pragmatic and realistic, sad in the knowledge that my time in the UK’s front line politics has been cut short and abruptly came to an end, but brave to call it a day and move on, with the support of my loving family and the understanding of my comrades and supporters I will take a back seat and quietly disappear when the time is right.